Deranged Insanity

12.11.2006., nedjelja

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11.10.2006., srijeda

Hrvatska - Engleska 2:0

Evo mene opet.Engleze smo tak zujili da se neki ljudi još uvijek smiju rofl
igrali smo jako dobro i zabili 2 gola, zapravo 1, drugi je zabio Geri Nevil.
robinsonu se pojavila mala grbica pred nogom, HEHEHEHE
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09.10.2006., ponedjeljak

Dragon Force










Ovo sam kad-tad moro stavit, post o jednome od najbržih bendova koje sam ikad posluš. Britanski DragonForce sviraju extremni power metal sa melodičnim refrenima i stvarno bolesno brzim solažama na gitari i na klavijaturama...

Kirk Hammett je reko za njihovoga gitarista da svira ko Yngwie Malmsteen na steroidima. Dovoljno.
Ipak, muzika govori najbolje za sebe, pa evo dve njihove pjesme, sa zadnjega albuma "Inhuman Rampage" koji je izašo ove godine i pokupio odlične kritike... Ozbiljno preporučam da skinete ponuđene pjesme:

Through The Fire And Flames

Valley of the Damned


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'Inhuman Rampage'
Prepare yourself for a gripping, exhilarating ride on January 9th, 2006. On that date, DragonForce release their hotly awaited third album, ‘Inhuman Rampage’. The title is an apt summation of a devastating musical journey, an unstoppable force that the six-man group’s forthcoming tour of duty will leave devastated cities in its wake. Combing the primal force of power metal with hard-earned musical proficiency, old-school thrash and generous quantities of muscular melody in a unique style that they call ‘extreme power metal’, DragonForce have established themselves as THE heavy metal band of the past year.

The summer of 2005 saw them sharing festival stages with Iron Maiden, a sell-out headlining tour of the UK generating scenes of pandemonium. Intensive bouts of touring to accompany the band’s two albums to date – ‘Valley Of The Damned’ in January 2003 and the following year’s ‘Sonic Firestorm’ – has seen their fan-base escalate in quite dramatic terms. Meanwhile, the European metal press have swamped the band with almost universal reams of adulation. "DragonForce are getting bigger. Prepare for the onslaught," Kerrang! warned. "DragonForce are as metal as f**k," roared the UK’s Metal Hammer, "They’ll be enormous." Writers and magazines from France, Greece, Finland, Sweden, Holland, Japan and many more wasted little time in falling under the band’s spell. Perhaps the best summation of all these accolades was Rock Hard (Germany)’s prediction that: "DragonForce could become the first British metal band in ages to reap respect from all over the world."

Against all the odds, DragonForce have single-handedly revitalised power metal in their homeland of the UK, awarding credibility to a genre that till their arrival was regarded was little more than a joke. Clearly, plenty rides on ‘Inhuman Rampage’. However, instead of resorting to panic and watering down the style of music that secured such a position of prominence, DragonForce have gone further over the top than ever before. The new album is faster, bolder and heavier – yet still as boldly stirring and distinctly hummable – as anything they’ve attempted so far

"We’ve come up with the ultimate formula," proudly declares Herman Li, one half of the band’s unstoppable guitar army. "Combining intensity, chaos and melody, with all the DragonForce trademarks, it’s something that’s never been done before. "For us, this is the next evolution in the DragonForce sound," he continues. "I’ve never heard an album that sounds like ‘Inhuman Rampage’ – the title says it all! It's seriously gonna blow some heads off around the world during the next year."

The eight-song album was recorded at Thin Ice Studios in Surrey and guitarist Herman Li's own studio in West London, some of its guitar sections recorded in hotel rooms while the band wound up the tour for ‘Sonic Firestorm’. Track titles like ‘Through The Fire And Flames’, ‘Operation Ground And Pound’, ‘Revolution Deathsquad’ and ‘Storming The Burning Fields’ leave the listener in no doubt of DragonForce’s malicious intent, and more importantly their aversion to climbing the ladder of popularity by selling out. Winner of the Dimebag Darrell Best Young Guitarist award at Metal Hammer UK’s Golden Gods, Li and his six-string partner in crime Sam Totman have never sounded hungrier nor eager to prove their worth. From the start of each song to its exhausted finish, notes fly from all angles. The album ends with its sole ballad, ‘The Trail Of Broken Hearts’, though as Totman quite rightly points out: "We still managed to squeeze three separate guitar solos in."However, shredding for shredding’s sake has never been among the band’s intentions.Although keen to squeeze as many notes as possible into certain songs, this time the pair has experimented with various new textures and sounds.

"We wanted to keep things interesting, and there are sections of certain songs that will remind you of video games," grins Hong Kong-born Li. "Many people will hear them and assume they were made by keyboards. That’s completely wrong. All those parts are done on the guitar."

Which isn’t intended to under-value the superlative contribution of Vadim Pruzhanov, who co-wrote several of the album’s songs (including ‘Body Breakdown’), is credited along with Li and Totman as a co-producer and whose dazzling keyboard runs are as daring and provocative as anything performed on guitar frets. A Ukrainian by birth, Pruzhanov is fast becoming known for lengthy and insane solo excursions during the band’s live shows and has really come into his own on ‘Inhuman Rampage’. On the other hand, vocalist ZP Theart is already regarded as the glimmering pearl in DragonForce’s crown. Far too many European power metal acts are faced up by singers with the merest grasp of English diction. South African-born, Theart is the real deal – a stomping, roaring, beer-swilling frontman who fronts the band with passion and wit.

Alongside Li and Totman, Theart was a co-founder of DragonForce. The trio met in London in September 1999, using the name DragonHeart for their initial two years of existence. Quick to realise the possibilities of the internet, the band posted a set of demos at their website (www.dragonforce.com) and were rewarded not only by half a million downloads, but the interest of Sanctuary/Noise Records.

Early support UK spots with Halford, plus the timely recruitment of a superior rhythm section moulded a professionalism to match their commitment, and before too long the group were placed on the launching pad of international success. The sextet toured Europe, South East Asia and the Far East to promote the debut album, and before too long, critics were queuing up to praise DragonForce’s fusion of modern melodic power metal, the energy of speed metal and the confident, in-your-face delivery of bands twice their age.

From day one, the band’s goal was to establish an identifiable style all of their own. To an outsider, the lyrics may seem to tell otherworldly tales of sword-wielding warriors occupying distant battlefield plains, but strip away the fantasy imagery and a message of modern-day positivity is right there beneath your nose. But most of all, DragonForce’s success is attributable to playing ability and perhaps their most under-played asset of all – a skill for composing ultra-memorable, rabble-rousing heavy metal anthems. ‘Inhuman Rampage’ offers indisputable proof.

DragonForce Line-up

ZP Theart – Lead and backing vocals
Herman Li – Lead and rhythm guitars, backing vocals
Sam Totman – Lead and rhythm electric guitars, backing vocals
Vadim Pruzhanov – Keyboards, Piano, backing vocals
Dave Mackintosh – Drums, backing vocals
Frédéric Leclercq - Bass, backing vocals


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08.10.2006., nedjelja

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07.10.2006., subota

Hrvatska - Andora 7:0

E ljudi, evo me opet, ovaj put s tekme. Bilo je predooobro, prvo poluvrijeme smo bili na istoku, a na početku drugog smo upali na sjevernu tribinu. Kupili smo i baklje kod nekog lika za 3 banke...sva četvorica (Roman, Dominik, Tin i ja) I zapalili ih na sjevernoj tribini, i onda smo ih bacili dole na teren.jako smo i navijali tak da su nam otišle glasnice, no nema veze, vrijedilo je truda. Dogovorili smo se da čemo ić i na Dinamo - Varteks u subotu. Vratili smo se brzo zato što je Romanom stari došo po nas nas, i onda nas odveo u mekić na sladoled (išli smo na onu brzu blagajnu gdje ideš s autom) i naručimo 4 sladoleda, platimo, i neka mlada teta nam da ta 4 sladoleda i kaže dobar tek a Romanov tata kaže kakav dobar tek, pa jedemo desert a ne janjetinu da nam govorite dabar tek, i mi svi pras u smijeh. Cijelim smo se putem smijali.rofl
Eh, ajd pist ču ja još, al dotad ZBOGOM

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Zapovijedi

10 ZAGORSKIH ZAPOVEDI
1. Tuzi bliznjeg suseda da on ne bi tebe
2. Ak' susedu crkne krava, ti moras ubit dve da bi bil boljsi od njega
3. Sto cesce podvaljuj pajdasu svom, nek mu se smije cela birtija
4. Klet ti je jedina crkva gde se spominjes imena Boga svoga uzalud
5. Treniraj s'aki dan sto vise da bi se uspel vise put na dan napit i otreznit
6. Tvoje je vino najbolje u celom Zagorju
7. Ljubi trseka svog i kumu Baru ispod njega vise neg samog sebe
8. S'aki Zagorec mora bit dobar pajdas, muzikas i trinkas
9. Seti se covek da je Zagorec najpametnejsi na svetu i nema pametnijeg od njega
10. Nikad nemoj priznat da si Zagorec jer buju sve odmah znali o tebi

10 DALMATINSKIH ZAPOVIDI
1. Covik se rodi umoran i zivi da se odmori
2. Jubi posteju svoju ka samog sebe
3. Odmaraj se danju da mores nocu spavat
4. Ne radi! - Rad ubija
5. Kad vidis nekoga da se odmara, pomozi mu
6. Ne cini danas ono sto mozes sutra
7. Radi manje nego mozes, a ono ca mozes prebaci na drugog
8. U ladu je spas! - Od odmaranja jos niko nije umra
9. Rad donosi bolest! - Ne umri mlad
10. Kad pozelis radit, sidni, pricekaj, vidit ces da ce te proc

10 HERCEGOVACKIH ZAPOVIJEDI
1. Tko tebe kruhom ti njega kamenom
2. Ako smo bez obraza nismo bez protekcija
3. Il' ja tebe il' niko nikoga
4. Zajebi bliznjeg svoga
5. Budi dobar sa svima dok ih trebas
6. Ako je sramota bit Hercegovac, nije grijeh
7. Ne gubi nadu dok te ne procitaju
8. Ako se ne znas uvuci (u dupe :), nisi nas
9. Okreni se kako vjetar puse
10. (Ako otkrijes tko je ovo napisao pojest ce te mrak!)


10. WINDOWS ZAPOVIJEDI
1. Ne pokreni WIN uzalud.
2. Ne koristi dvije aplikacije istovremeno.
3. Ne installiraj dodatnih programa.
4. Ne igraj se vuka oko pupka.
5. Ne pokreci DOS prompt ako si pijan.
6. Ne osjecaj se ugodno.
7. Ne dizi svoga nego sustav.
8. Ne uzivaj.
9. Ne osjecaj se sigurnim.
10. Ne seri i zbrisi WIN!
-- Nikad ne reci NE!


Srpski Riječnik

ENGLISH-SERBIAN BEFORE TO WATER = ENGLESKO-SRPSKI PREVODI
Where are you, sick = Đe si, bolan
Boys from the end = Momci iz kraja
Dark of the job = Taman posla
Meat Community = Mesna Zajednica
Waist union = Strukovni savez
They put him Foxes = Stavili su mu lisice
Bean Yourself = Opasulji se
Cabbaged book = Raskupusana knjiga
I axed myself very much = Mnogo sam se sekirao
I am working with a full dime = Radim punom parom
Big knife tomorrow = Kama Sutra
I am talking alone with the room = Pričam sam sa sobom
Calculate on me = Računaj na mene
Worked Melissa = Radio Mileva
I them not, I them not = Janjine, janjine
Waiting All Right for Bread = Čekanje u redu za hleb
Edge and Police Van = Ivica i Marica
Who Washes, Him Two = Ko umije njemu dvije
Don't lay devil = Ne lezi vraže
Hey Wire Wire Wire, My Raincoat is Shaking = Hej, žica, žica, žica, drma mi se kabanica
Come to me go to me = Idi mi, dođi mi
Fag Bag = Pederuša
What has? = Šta ima?
To whom feet wrappers, to whom Serbian peasant shoes = Kom obojci, kom opanci
More how much tomorrow = Još koliko sutra
Of dear will = Drage volje
Who plums you = Ko te šljivi
Who cuts your hair = Ko te šiša
Why yes no = Zašto da ne
Complicated organisation of united work = SOUR
Selfruling structures = Samoupravne strukture
Why don't you carry yourself (Sea, carry yourself) = More, nosi se
What a damage = Kakva šteta
I'll decorate you for Willow day = Udesiću te za Vrbicu
Subquestion = Potpitanje
Lubricated behaviour = Ljigavo ponašanje
He has a loop = Ima petlju
Since remember century = Od pamtiveka
He was eating himself alive from nausea = Živ se pojeo od muke
Without behind intention = Bez zadnje namere
He beat him on dead name = Prebio ga na mrtvo ime
For whose grandma health = Za čije babe zdravlje
Who is your devil = Koji ti je đavo
To overpiss oneself = Popišmaniti se
The yellows are yellowing, the reds are travelling = Žuti žutuju, crveni putuju
Middle sad = Srednje žalosno
Erase yourself = Obriši se
liquid questions = tekuca pitanja
It was George Taylor = Šio mi ga Đura
Yes, little duck = Dapače
To take healthy for over = Uzeti zdravo za gotovo
From (since) the little legs = Od malih nogu
Would you translate me on the other page in face = Da li biste me preveli na drugu stranu ulice
Two bad - Milosh dead = Dva loša ubiše Miloša
A little bit tomorrow = Malo sutra
Small before = Malopre
Watch out so it shouldn't be = Paz' da ne bi
Oh not mine = Ma nemoj
Sea, brother = more bre
Sea can't = More ne može
Go escape = Idi begaj
Which one is it to you, brother, since this morning = Koji ti je, bre, odjutros
God you pie = Bog te pita
To lead the bill = Voditi računa
Eat the job = Izeš pos'o
Only killer = Samoubica
How where = Kako gde
How when = Kako kad
How yes no = Kako da ne
Sea march = More marš!
More mars! = Više Marsova!
I am on five (on five alone) = Napet sam
I am all on five = Sav sam napet
He knows knowledge = Zna znanje
Drowning socialism = Utopistički socijalizam
Thank you for the question = Hvala na pitanju
Let's play tickets = Hajde da igramo karte
Do you like revolving plays = Volite li okretne igre
Handleading comrades = Rukovodeći drugovi
Collective handleadership = Kolektivno rukovodstvo
Handleading composition = Rukovodeći sastav
Handleading structures = Rukovodeće strukture
Building with following objects = Zgrada sa pratećim objektima
Framed understanding = Okvirni dogovor
He is a big animal = On je velika zverka
Two eggs on eye = Dva jaja na oko
If I only had little more weather = Kad bih imao samo malo više vremena
I divide your opinion = Delim vaše mišljenje
She is in second stage = Ona je u drugom stanju
On the face of the place = Na licu mesta
Peoples and peoplesnalities = Narodi i narodnosti
He is bright full stop = On je svetla tačka
He translated him thirsty across the water = Preveo ga žednog preko vode
On Hook's summer = Na Kukovo leto
He looped himself with her = Spetljao se s njom
He always loops something = Uvek nešto petlja
He loops himself there where he has no place = Petlja se tamo gde mu nije mesto
I wish to elephant myself on you = Želim da se naslonim na tebe
He was put on wall paper = Stavili ga na tapet
He lives on high leg = Živi na visokoj nozi
Second straightened out treason = Drugo ispravljeno izdanje
He salts his brain = Soli mu pamet
Since remember-century = Od pamtiveka
He blacksmiths her in stars = On je kuje u zvezde
Language in souce = Jezik u sosu
What is falling on your brain = Šta ti pada na pamet
We were shooting from laughter = Pucali smo od smeha
He works him like an ox in cabbage = Radi ga ko vola u kupusu
Let him carry himself = Nek se nosi
Don't work me = Nemoj da me radiš
You are working me = Ti me radiš
Who sandpapers his ears = Ko mu šmirgla uši
Don't blunt it = Nemoj da ga tupiš
He is big blunter = On je veliki tupadžija
Spitted father = Pljunuti otac
For every picture and occasion = Za svaku sliku i priliku
Earth Court = Zemaljski sud
Subroof = Potkrovlje
He attacked him on dogs' mouth = Napao ga na pasja usta
She turned his brain around = Zavrtela mu je mozak
Brakeworry = Razbibriga
Far him beautiful house = Daleko mu lepa kuća
He cought fog = Uhvatio je maglu
He is not worth a pissing bean = Ne vredi ni pišljiva boba
Neither a relative nor help me God = Ni rod ni pomoz' bog
Beat your worry on the joy = Udri brigu na veselje
He doesn't have hair on his language = Nema dlake na jeziku
He wanders like a deaf bitch = Luta kao gluva kučka
He does not know two crossed = Ne zna dve unakrst
Pushing like a blizzard = Gura kao mećava
To whom you this = Kome ti to
Give up the blind business = Mani se ćorava posla
She gave him basket = Dala mu je korpu
He is the ninth hole on the flute = On je deveta rupa na svirali
Bake it then say it = Ispeci pa reci
He laughs into his moustache = Smeje mu se u brk
He is drunk as a mother = Pijan je ko majka
He performs wild worms = Izvodi besne gliste
To return pleasure for dear = Vratiti milo za drago
Plaughed citizen = Uzoran gradanin
Plaughed husband = Uzoran muz
He is big stamp = On je velika marka
Apples in nightgown = Jabuke u šlafroku
Stuffed calf handkerchief = Sarma u telećoj maramici
Out of clean peace = Iz čista mira
I would like to overtie myself to the comrade's discusion = Hteo bih da se nadovežem na diskusiju moga druga
Let's eat something from the legs = Da pojedemo nešto s nogu
Photo-whodrinks = Foto-kopije
Just-Steel = Baš-Čelik
The In-fall of Little
Mice = Upala mišića
Hello for ready = Zdravo za gotovo
Blind Hose = Slepo crevo
Whochicken = Kopile
On-elephant = Naslon
It doesn't dog = Ne pasuje
I old about him = Ja se staram o njemu
Red on railways = Crveno na pruge
Arerailway = Supruga
Treasure to you = Blago tebi
Fade, see, joke = Veni, vidi, vic(i)
I have to fish the floor = Moram da ribam patos
Holy shit = Sveta Stolica
Lamb handkerchief = Jagnjeća maramica
He took a paining = Uzeo je bolovanje
Look at him receiving himself = Vidi ga kako se prima
Everything that is lost can be thrown up = Sve što je izgubljeno može se povratiti
Lightbulb throat = Sijalično grlo
Priest singer = Pop-pevač
On those mothers = Natenane
The river blued the ground = Reka je poplavila zemlju
Everything is up and up = Sve je gore i gore
Eyes colors long = Oči boje duge
Roof on hair chair = Krov na kosu stolicu
Directed cheeking = Usmereno obrazovanje
It is very with-even = Vrlo je sparno
Where did my pencil grandfather itself = Gde mi se dede olovka
Above late = Natkasna
Court slow = Sudski spor
To withgovern = Savladati
He flies fishes = On muva ribe
I've been assing in the screen all day = Čitav dan buljim u ekran
I have onshouted on everything = Na sve sam navikao

SLOBODNIJI IZRAZI = MORE FREE EXPRESSIONS
He doesn't screw him for a dried prune = Ne jebe ga ni za suvu šljivu
For which mine = Za koji moj
Pricksharper = Šiljokuran
It hurts me = Boli me
To be of pricky fortune = Biti kurate sreće
I'll screw your grandma's grandma = Jebaću ti nanu naninu
To cradle Mark = Ljuljati Marka
To piss against the wind = Pišati uz vetar
Shitting through a dense bush = Sranje kroz gusto granje
He screwed a hedgehog = Jebo je ježa
Go into mother's = Idi u majčinu
Go into three beautiful = Idi u tri lepe
I'll screw your sun = Jebaću ti sunce
Let the dog catcher screw you = Jebo te šinter
To jingle someone's balls = Titrati nekome jaja
To overcunt = Popizdeti
Go into the beautiful = Idi u krasni
Windfucker = Jebivetar
Till the mine = Do mojega
In is = U, je!
Onfuck = Najebati
Forfuck = Zajebati
Withfuck = Sjebati
Offuck = Odjebati
Underfuck = Podjebavati

NASELJENA MESTA = ONVILLAGED PLACES
Forescratch = Zagreb
Wart = Priština
Sarah Is An Ox = Sarajevo
Wolfcook = Vukovar
Runaway Hair = Bežanijska Kosa
Oh Yes Gypsy Fox = Ada Ciganlija
Little Wet Grove = Mali Mokri Lug
To-Grandfather-her = Dedinje
Little Bad City = Mali Losinj
New Now (New USA) = Novi Sad
New Market = Novi Pazar
New Winevalley = Novi Vinodol
Cockadoodledoo Hill = Petlovo Brdo
Julia's Heights = Julino Brdo
Grass City = Travnik
Lower River City = Donja Rekavica
White Brook = Beli Potok
Black Grass = Crna Trava
Naked Island = Goli Otok
Castration City (Withspear City) = Skoplje
Saturday City = Subotica
Port Resort (Spa Harbor) = Banja Luka
Notmind City = Neum

ZEMLJE = GROUNDS
Slantox = Kosovo
No Cat = Nemačka
And That Fox = Italija

PLANINE = PLAN AND NOT
Mt. Nick-Was-Digging = Kopaonik
Mt. Noise-Oils = Bukulja
Mt. I-Chorus-and-on = Jahorina
Mt. Damned-and-is = Prokletije
Mt. He-was-Like-an-Ox = Biokovo
Mt. Flat = Ravna Gora

LICNOSTI = IMAGINESSES
No Yes Stolen = Neda Ukraden
Yes To Little Cannon
= Dado Topić
Hope (Onyes) Big
Cannon = Nada Topcagić
Government and Fairy-tale=
Vlada i Bajka
Little Rose Little
Juice = Ruzica Sokić
Edge Except = Ivica
Osim
Happy Account = Radoje
Kontić
Freeman Gentlefuck
= Slobodan Milošević
But I And Brother-In-Law
Escape = Alija Izetbegović
Dick Droolfucker
= Doka Balašević
Wishwho Ribswhat
= Željko Rebrača
Goverments Giant
= Vlade Divac
Sparkwho Dogburn
= Žarko Paspalj
Stinghorn = Bodiroga
Overdear Dayandhunt
= Predrag Danilović

IMENA = NAMEON
Peacedefender = Branimir
Peaceraiser = Budimir
Sadpeacer = Tugomir
Lovelydear = Miodrag
Standish = Stojan
Coaler = Uglješa
Peace I on = Mirjana
Peacewho = Mirko
Kissopeace = Ljubomir
Andout = Ivan
Earlywho = Ranko
Mroftalp Noitcurtsnoc = Aleksandar (*)
Gentleis = Miloje
Mildis = Blagoje
Apartmentwho (Flatwho) = Stanko
Colorado = Bojan
Apartmentandpeace = Stanimir
Warandpeace = Ratimir
Dearkiss = Dragoljub
Who-what-on = Koštana
(*) od: Construction
Platform = Radna skela

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Neka engleska obitelj provodi godisnji odmor u Njemackoj. Za vrijeme jedne od cestih setnji primijete jednu
ljupku kucicu u polju koja bi im odlicno odgovarala za provodjenje iduceg godisnjeg odmora u njoj. Upitase tko
je vlasnik i saznase da je to protestantski pastor, te s njim sklopise ugovor za iznajmljivanje kucice iduce
godine. Na povratku u Englesku, nejdnom se sjeti godpodja da u kucici nije primijetila WC i zahvaljujuci
engleskoj pedantnosti odluci pisati pastoru i zamoliti ga za informaciju gdje se nalazi WC u toj kucici. Pismo je
bilo napisano ovako:Postovani gospodine Pastore, ja sam ona gospodja sto je s Vama sklopila ugovor za
ladanjsku kucicu. Nisam pri obilasku kuce naisla na WC te vas molim da li biste me htjeli obavijestiti o tome. Uz
srdacan pozdrav i postovanje N.N."Primivsi pismo, pastor nije shvatio kraticu WC i, u uvjerenju da se radi o
anglikanskoj kapelici (Walah Chapell) odgovori ovako:"Postovana gospodjo, zahvaljujem na vasem upitu. Cast
mi je obavijestiti Vas da se mjesto koje Vas zanima nalazi 12 kilometara od kucice, sto je poprilicno nepogodno
za one koji su navikli cesce ga posjecivati. Tko je navikao duze se zadrzavati zbog svojih poslova trebao bi
ponijeti nesto za jelo tako da se na mjestu moze zadrzati cijeli dan. Do mjesta se moze doci prema izboru:
pjesice, biciklom ili automobilom, ali je bolje doci ranije da ne bi ostali vani i ometali druge. U zgradi ima sto
mjesta za stajanje i cetrdeset sjedecih. Postoji ventlacija zraka kako bi se izbjegla neugoda losih mirisa. Sjedala
su prekrivena crvenim velurom. Preporuca se da se dodje na vrijeme ako se zeli zauzeti sjedece mjesto. Djeca
sjede skupa s ocem i pjevaju, svi pljescu rukama i udaraju nogama. Na ulazu Vam daju jedan lista papira, a tko
zakasni moze se posluziti susjedovim listom. Papir se na izlazu vraca osobi za to zaduzenoj kako bi se mogao
koristiti barem jos mjesec dana. Postoje veliki zvucnici i pojacala za zvukove da bi se mogli cuti vani za utjehu
onima koji nisu mogli uci. Ono sto se sakupi, podijeli se siromasima. Postoje i specijalni fotografi koji Vas slikaju u
raznim pozama kako bi Vas svi mogli vidjeti pri tako humanom cinu."




Hrvatska - Andora

Evo me natrag, dobre sam volje i zato sam vam ostavio mnoštvo spotova. danas idem na tekmu Hrvatska - Andora, nadam se da ćemo ih zgazit.burninmad
jučer sam cijeli dan bio doma i radio ovaj blog, nadam se da vam se sviđa i ako imate kakve prijedloge, otavite ih u komentarima. prekjučer sam išo kupti karte za tekmu, išo sam s Romanomlud i Dominikomzaliven
krenuli smo u 3 a vratili u 6. I Dođemo mi do Dinamovog stadiona tražit štand gdje se kupuju karte, nismo ga mogli nać, pa je Roman reko kak nas je Hajdić zajebo za tekmu, a Hajdić nije htio ić zato kaj je reko kao da nema više karta, i u tome je pogriješio dead. I u biti mi gledamo u okolo zabrinuto zato što je Roman reko da je tekma u Varaždinu....a tam nema ni reflektora!!!!! Onda sam ja pito nekog lika za karte i reko nam je da se tekma održava u Maksimiru i pokazo nam put do karata. Mi svi sretni kupili karte i vratili se 17 u Prečko. Bio je to lud dan.


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