Deranged Insanity
12.11.2006., nedjelja
Java igrica za mobitel
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11.10.2006., srijeda
Hrvatska - Engleska 2:0
Evo mene opet.Engleze smo tak zujili da se neki ljudi još uvijek smiju igrali smo jako dobro i zabili 2 gola, zapravo 1, drugi je zabio Geri Nevil. robinsonu se pojavila mala grbica pred nogom, HEHEHEHE I daj komentirajte!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! neznam dal ću sutra u školu, al ja mislim da neću....... Još bolje!!!!!!!!!!!!! I Nora, ak ovo čitaš javi se na MSN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Da malo popričamo.................. eh, kak je dosadno....., neznam kaj da opče radim.......... Evo vam link za download igre BOTS (online) KLIKNI OVDJE (355 MB) |
09.10.2006., ponedjeljak
Dragon Force
Ovo sam kad-tad moro stavit, post o jednome od najbržih bendova koje sam ikad posluš. Britanski DragonForce sviraju extremni power metal sa melodičnim refrenima i stvarno bolesno brzim solažama na gitari i na klavijaturama... Kirk Hammett je reko za njihovoga gitarista da svira ko Yngwie Malmsteen na steroidima. Dovoljno. Ipak, muzika govori najbolje za sebe, pa evo dve njihove pjesme, sa zadnjega albuma "Inhuman Rampage" koji je izašo ove godine i pokupio odlične kritike... Ozbiljno preporučam da skinete ponuđene pjesme: Through The Fire And Flames Valley of the Damned Music Video Codes by VideoCure 'Inhuman Rampage' Prepare yourself for a gripping, exhilarating ride on January 9th, 2006. On that date, DragonForce release their hotly awaited third album, ‘Inhuman Rampage’. The title is an apt summation of a devastating musical journey, an unstoppable force that the six-man group’s forthcoming tour of duty will leave devastated cities in its wake. Combing the primal force of power metal with hard-earned musical proficiency, old-school thrash and generous quantities of muscular melody in a unique style that they call ‘extreme power metal’, DragonForce have established themselves as THE heavy metal band of the past year. The summer of 2005 saw them sharing festival stages with Iron Maiden, a sell-out headlining tour of the UK generating scenes of pandemonium. Intensive bouts of touring to accompany the band’s two albums to date – ‘Valley Of The Damned’ in January 2003 and the following year’s ‘Sonic Firestorm’ – has seen their fan-base escalate in quite dramatic terms. Meanwhile, the European metal press have swamped the band with almost universal reams of adulation. "DragonForce are getting bigger. Prepare for the onslaught," Kerrang! warned. "DragonForce are as metal as f**k," roared the UK’s Metal Hammer, "They’ll be enormous." Writers and magazines from France, Greece, Finland, Sweden, Holland, Japan and many more wasted little time in falling under the band’s spell. Perhaps the best summation of all these accolades was Rock Hard (Germany)’s prediction that: "DragonForce could become the first British metal band in ages to reap respect from all over the world." Against all the odds, DragonForce have single-handedly revitalised power metal in their homeland of the UK, awarding credibility to a genre that till their arrival was regarded was little more than a joke. Clearly, plenty rides on ‘Inhuman Rampage’. However, instead of resorting to panic and watering down the style of music that secured such a position of prominence, DragonForce have gone further over the top than ever before. The new album is faster, bolder and heavier – yet still as boldly stirring and distinctly hummable – as anything they’ve attempted so far "We’ve come up with the ultimate formula," proudly declares Herman Li, one half of the band’s unstoppable guitar army. "Combining intensity, chaos and melody, with all the DragonForce trademarks, it’s something that’s never been done before. "For us, this is the next evolution in the DragonForce sound," he continues. "I’ve never heard an album that sounds like ‘Inhuman Rampage’ – the title says it all! It's seriously gonna blow some heads off around the world during the next year." The eight-song album was recorded at Thin Ice Studios in Surrey and guitarist Herman Li's own studio in West London, some of its guitar sections recorded in hotel rooms while the band wound up the tour for ‘Sonic Firestorm’. Track titles like ‘Through The Fire And Flames’, ‘Operation Ground And Pound’, ‘Revolution Deathsquad’ and ‘Storming The Burning Fields’ leave the listener in no doubt of DragonForce’s malicious intent, and more importantly their aversion to climbing the ladder of popularity by selling out. Winner of the Dimebag Darrell Best Young Guitarist award at Metal Hammer UK’s Golden Gods, Li and his six-string partner in crime Sam Totman have never sounded hungrier nor eager to prove their worth. From the start of each song to its exhausted finish, notes fly from all angles. The album ends with its sole ballad, ‘The Trail Of Broken Hearts’, though as Totman quite rightly points out: "We still managed to squeeze three separate guitar solos in."However, shredding for shredding’s sake has never been among the band’s intentions.Although keen to squeeze as many notes as possible into certain songs, this time the pair has experimented with various new textures and sounds. "We wanted to keep things interesting, and there are sections of certain songs that will remind you of video games," grins Hong Kong-born Li. "Many people will hear them and assume they were made by keyboards. That’s completely wrong. All those parts are done on the guitar." Which isn’t intended to under-value the superlative contribution of Vadim Pruzhanov, who co-wrote several of the album’s songs (including ‘Body Breakdown’), is credited along with Li and Totman as a co-producer and whose dazzling keyboard runs are as daring and provocative as anything performed on guitar frets. A Ukrainian by birth, Pruzhanov is fast becoming known for lengthy and insane solo excursions during the band’s live shows and has really come into his own on ‘Inhuman Rampage’. On the other hand, vocalist ZP Theart is already regarded as the glimmering pearl in DragonForce’s crown. Far too many European power metal acts are faced up by singers with the merest grasp of English diction. South African-born, Theart is the real deal – a stomping, roaring, beer-swilling frontman who fronts the band with passion and wit. Alongside Li and Totman, Theart was a co-founder of DragonForce. The trio met in London in September 1999, using the name DragonHeart for their initial two years of existence. Quick to realise the possibilities of the internet, the band posted a set of demos at their website (www.dragonforce.com) and were rewarded not only by half a million downloads, but the interest of Sanctuary/Noise Records. Early support UK spots with Halford, plus the timely recruitment of a superior rhythm section moulded a professionalism to match their commitment, and before too long the group were placed on the launching pad of international success. The sextet toured Europe, South East Asia and the Far East to promote the debut album, and before too long, critics were queuing up to praise DragonForce’s fusion of modern melodic power metal, the energy of speed metal and the confident, in-your-face delivery of bands twice their age. From day one, the band’s goal was to establish an identifiable style all of their own. To an outsider, the lyrics may seem to tell otherworldly tales of sword-wielding warriors occupying distant battlefield plains, but strip away the fantasy imagery and a message of modern-day positivity is right there beneath your nose. But most of all, DragonForce’s success is attributable to playing ability and perhaps their most under-played asset of all – a skill for composing ultra-memorable, rabble-rousing heavy metal anthems. ‘Inhuman Rampage’ offers indisputable proof. DragonForce Line-up ZP Theart – Lead and backing vocals Herman Li – Lead and rhythm guitars, backing vocals Sam Totman – Lead and rhythm electric guitars, backing vocals Vadim Pruzhanov – Keyboards, Piano, backing vocals Dave Mackintosh – Drums, backing vocals Frédéric Leclercq - Bass, backing vocals Skinite najnoviji album Inhuman Rampage (94.5 MB) |
Anti Tokio Hotel Fan
He! Našo sam dokaz da su ˝cure˝ iz Tokio Hotela Pederčine. Nemogu vjerovat da neko može bit tokio hotel fan, pa njega treba ubit. Za Tokio Hotel imam samo dvije riječi: KILL BILL !!! 4ever |
08.10.2006., nedjelja
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07.10.2006., subota
Hrvatska - Andora 7:0
E ljudi, evo me opet, ovaj put s tekme. Bilo je predooobro, prvo poluvrijeme smo bili na istoku, a na početku drugog smo upali na sjevernu tribinu. Kupili smo i baklje kod nekog lika za 3 banke...sva četvorica (Roman, Dominik, Tin i ja) I zapalili ih na sjevernoj tribini, i onda smo ih bacili dole na teren.jako smo i navijali tak da su nam otišle glasnice, no nema veze, vrijedilo je truda. Dogovorili smo se da čemo ić i na Dinamo - Varteks u subotu. Vratili smo se brzo zato što je Romanom stari došo po nas nas, i onda nas odveo u mekić na sladoled (išli smo na onu brzu blagajnu gdje ideš s autom) i naručimo 4 sladoleda, platimo, i neka mlada teta nam da ta 4 sladoleda i kaže dobar tek a Romanov tata kaže kakav dobar tek, pa jedemo desert a ne janjetinu da nam govorite dabar tek, i mi svi pras u smijeh. Cijelim smo se putem smijali. Eh, ajd pist ču ja još, al dotad ZBOGOM |
Zapovijedi
10 ZAGORSKIH ZAPOVEDI 1. Tuzi bliznjeg suseda da on ne bi tebe 2. Ak' susedu crkne krava, ti moras ubit dve da bi bil boljsi od njega 3. Sto cesce podvaljuj pajdasu svom, nek mu se smije cela birtija 4. Klet ti je jedina crkva gde se spominjes imena Boga svoga uzalud 5. Treniraj s'aki dan sto vise da bi se uspel vise put na dan napit i otreznit 6. Tvoje je vino najbolje u celom Zagorju 7. Ljubi trseka svog i kumu Baru ispod njega vise neg samog sebe 8. S'aki Zagorec mora bit dobar pajdas, muzikas i trinkas 9. Seti se covek da je Zagorec najpametnejsi na svetu i nema pametnijeg od njega 10. Nikad nemoj priznat da si Zagorec jer buju sve odmah znali o tebi 10 DALMATINSKIH ZAPOVIDI 1. Covik se rodi umoran i zivi da se odmori 2. Jubi posteju svoju ka samog sebe 3. Odmaraj se danju da mores nocu spavat 4. Ne radi! - Rad ubija 5. Kad vidis nekoga da se odmara, pomozi mu 6. Ne cini danas ono sto mozes sutra 7. Radi manje nego mozes, a ono ca mozes prebaci na drugog 8. U ladu je spas! - Od odmaranja jos niko nije umra 9. Rad donosi bolest! - Ne umri mlad 10. Kad pozelis radit, sidni, pricekaj, vidit ces da ce te proc 10 HERCEGOVACKIH ZAPOVIJEDI 1. Tko tebe kruhom ti njega kamenom 2. Ako smo bez obraza nismo bez protekcija 3. Il' ja tebe il' niko nikoga 4. Zajebi bliznjeg svoga 5. Budi dobar sa svima dok ih trebas 6. Ako je sramota bit Hercegovac, nije grijeh 7. Ne gubi nadu dok te ne procitaju 8. Ako se ne znas uvuci (u dupe :), nisi nas 9. Okreni se kako vjetar puse 10. (Ako otkrijes tko je ovo napisao pojest ce te mrak!) 10. WINDOWS ZAPOVIJEDI 1. Ne pokreni WIN uzalud. 2. Ne koristi dvije aplikacije istovremeno. 3. Ne installiraj dodatnih programa. 4. Ne igraj se vuka oko pupka. 5. Ne pokreci DOS prompt ako si pijan. 6. Ne osjecaj se ugodno. 7. Ne dizi svoga nego sustav. 8. Ne uzivaj. 9. Ne osjecaj se sigurnim. 10. Ne seri i zbrisi WIN! -- Nikad ne reci NE! |
Srpski Riječnik
ENGLISH-SERBIAN BEFORE TO WATER = ENGLESKO-SRPSKI PREVODI Where are you, sick = Đe si, bolan Boys from the end = Momci iz kraja Dark of the job = Taman posla Meat Community = Mesna Zajednica Waist union = Strukovni savez They put him Foxes = Stavili su mu lisice Bean Yourself = Opasulji se Cabbaged book = Raskupusana knjiga I axed myself very much = Mnogo sam se sekirao I am working with a full dime = Radim punom parom Big knife tomorrow = Kama Sutra I am talking alone with the room = Pričam sam sa sobom Calculate on me = Računaj na mene Worked Melissa = Radio Mileva I them not, I them not = Janjine, janjine Waiting All Right for Bread = Čekanje u redu za hleb Edge and Police Van = Ivica i Marica Who Washes, Him Two = Ko umije njemu dvije Don't lay devil = Ne lezi vraže Hey Wire Wire Wire, My Raincoat is Shaking = Hej, žica, žica, žica, drma mi se kabanica Come to me go to me = Idi mi, dođi mi Fag Bag = Pederuša What has? = Šta ima? To whom feet wrappers, to whom Serbian peasant shoes = Kom obojci, kom opanci More how much tomorrow = Još koliko sutra Of dear will = Drage volje Who plums you = Ko te šljivi Who cuts your hair = Ko te šiša Why yes no = Zašto da ne Complicated organisation of united work = SOUR Selfruling structures = Samoupravne strukture Why don't you carry yourself (Sea, carry yourself) = More, nosi se What a damage = Kakva šteta I'll decorate you for Willow day = Udesiću te za Vrbicu Subquestion = Potpitanje Lubricated behaviour = Ljigavo ponašanje He has a loop = Ima petlju Since remember century = Od pamtiveka He was eating himself alive from nausea = Živ se pojeo od muke Without behind intention = Bez zadnje namere He beat him on dead name = Prebio ga na mrtvo ime For whose grandma health = Za čije babe zdravlje Who is your devil = Koji ti je đavo To overpiss oneself = Popišmaniti se The yellows are yellowing, the reds are travelling = Žuti žutuju, crveni putuju Middle sad = Srednje žalosno Erase yourself = Obriši se liquid questions = tekuca pitanja It was George Taylor = Šio mi ga Đura Yes, little duck = Dapače To take healthy for over = Uzeti zdravo za gotovo From (since) the little legs = Od malih nogu Would you translate me on the other page in face = Da li biste me preveli na drugu stranu ulice Two bad - Milosh dead = Dva loša ubiše Miloša A little bit tomorrow = Malo sutra Small before = Malopre Watch out so it shouldn't be = Paz' da ne bi Oh not mine = Ma nemoj Sea, brother = more bre Sea can't = More ne može Go escape = Idi begaj Which one is it to you, brother, since this morning = Koji ti je, bre, odjutros God you pie = Bog te pita To lead the bill = Voditi računa Eat the job = Izeš pos'o Only killer = Samoubica How where = Kako gde How when = Kako kad How yes no = Kako da ne Sea march = More marš! More mars! = Više Marsova! I am on five (on five alone) = Napet sam I am all on five = Sav sam napet He knows knowledge = Zna znanje Drowning socialism = Utopistički socijalizam Thank you for the question = Hvala na pitanju Let's play tickets = Hajde da igramo karte Do you like revolving plays = Volite li okretne igre Handleading comrades = Rukovodeći drugovi Collective handleadership = Kolektivno rukovodstvo Handleading composition = Rukovodeći sastav Handleading structures = Rukovodeće strukture Building with following objects = Zgrada sa pratećim objektima Framed understanding = Okvirni dogovor He is a big animal = On je velika zverka Two eggs on eye = Dva jaja na oko If I only had little more weather = Kad bih imao samo malo više vremena I divide your opinion = Delim vaše mišljenje She is in second stage = Ona je u drugom stanju On the face of the place = Na licu mesta Peoples and peoplesnalities = Narodi i narodnosti He is bright full stop = On je svetla tačka He translated him thirsty across the water = Preveo ga žednog preko vode On Hook's summer = Na Kukovo leto He looped himself with her = Spetljao se s njom He always loops something = Uvek nešto petlja He loops himself there where he has no place = Petlja se tamo gde mu nije mesto I wish to elephant myself on you = Želim da se naslonim na tebe He was put on wall paper = Stavili ga na tapet He lives on high leg = Živi na visokoj nozi Second straightened out treason = Drugo ispravljeno izdanje He salts his brain = Soli mu pamet Since remember-century = Od pamtiveka He blacksmiths her in stars = On je kuje u zvezde Language in souce = Jezik u sosu What is falling on your brain = Šta ti pada na pamet We were shooting from laughter = Pucali smo od smeha He works him like an ox in cabbage = Radi ga ko vola u kupusu Let him carry himself = Nek se nosi Don't work me = Nemoj da me radiš You are working me = Ti me radiš Who sandpapers his ears = Ko mu šmirgla uši Don't blunt it = Nemoj da ga tupiš He is big blunter = On je veliki tupadžija Spitted father = Pljunuti otac For every picture and occasion = Za svaku sliku i priliku Earth Court = Zemaljski sud Subroof = Potkrovlje He attacked him on dogs' mouth = Napao ga na pasja usta She turned his brain around = Zavrtela mu je mozak Brakeworry = Razbibriga Far him beautiful house = Daleko mu lepa kuća He cought fog = Uhvatio je maglu He is not worth a pissing bean = Ne vredi ni pišljiva boba Neither a relative nor help me God = Ni rod ni pomoz' bog Beat your worry on the joy = Udri brigu na veselje He doesn't have hair on his language = Nema dlake na jeziku He wanders like a deaf bitch = Luta kao gluva kučka He does not know two crossed = Ne zna dve unakrst Pushing like a blizzard = Gura kao mećava To whom you this = Kome ti to Give up the blind business = Mani se ćorava posla She gave him basket = Dala mu je korpu He is the ninth hole on the flute = On je deveta rupa na svirali Bake it then say it = Ispeci pa reci He laughs into his moustache = Smeje mu se u brk He is drunk as a mother = Pijan je ko majka He performs wild worms = Izvodi besne gliste To return pleasure for dear = Vratiti milo za drago Plaughed citizen = Uzoran gradanin Plaughed husband = Uzoran muz He is big stamp = On je velika marka Apples in nightgown = Jabuke u šlafroku Stuffed calf handkerchief = Sarma u telećoj maramici Out of clean peace = Iz čista mira I would like to overtie myself to the comrade's discusion = Hteo bih da se nadovežem na diskusiju moga druga Let's eat something from the legs = Da pojedemo nešto s nogu Photo-whodrinks = Foto-kopije Just-Steel = Baš-Čelik The In-fall of Little Mice = Upala mišića Hello for ready = Zdravo za gotovo Blind Hose = Slepo crevo Whochicken = Kopile On-elephant = Naslon It doesn't dog = Ne pasuje I old about him = Ja se staram o njemu Red on railways = Crveno na pruge Arerailway = Supruga Treasure to you = Blago tebi Fade, see, joke = Veni, vidi, vic(i) I have to fish the floor = Moram da ribam patos Holy shit = Sveta Stolica Lamb handkerchief = Jagnjeća maramica He took a paining = Uzeo je bolovanje Look at him receiving himself = Vidi ga kako se prima Everything that is lost can be thrown up = Sve što je izgubljeno može se povratiti Lightbulb throat = Sijalično grlo Priest singer = Pop-pevač On those mothers = Natenane The river blued the ground = Reka je poplavila zemlju Everything is up and up = Sve je gore i gore Eyes colors long = Oči boje duge Roof on hair chair = Krov na kosu stolicu Directed cheeking = Usmereno obrazovanje It is very with-even = Vrlo je sparno Where did my pencil grandfather itself = Gde mi se dede olovka Above late = Natkasna Court slow = Sudski spor To withgovern = Savladati He flies fishes = On muva ribe I've been assing in the screen all day = Čitav dan buljim u ekran I have onshouted on everything = Na sve sam navikao SLOBODNIJI IZRAZI = MORE FREE EXPRESSIONS He doesn't screw him for a dried prune = Ne jebe ga ni za suvu šljivu For which mine = Za koji moj Pricksharper = Šiljokuran It hurts me = Boli me To be of pricky fortune = Biti kurate sreće I'll screw your grandma's grandma = Jebaću ti nanu naninu To cradle Mark = Ljuljati Marka To piss against the wind = Pišati uz vetar Shitting through a dense bush = Sranje kroz gusto granje He screwed a hedgehog = Jebo je ježa Go into mother's = Idi u majčinu Go into three beautiful = Idi u tri lepe I'll screw your sun = Jebaću ti sunce Let the dog catcher screw you = Jebo te šinter To jingle someone's balls = Titrati nekome jaja To overcunt = Popizdeti Go into the beautiful = Idi u krasni Windfucker = Jebivetar Till the mine = Do mojega In is = U, je! Onfuck = Najebati Forfuck = Zajebati Withfuck = Sjebati Offuck = Odjebati Underfuck = Podjebavati NASELJENA MESTA = ONVILLAGED PLACES Forescratch = Zagreb Wart = Priština Sarah Is An Ox = Sarajevo Wolfcook = Vukovar Runaway Hair = Bežanijska Kosa Oh Yes Gypsy Fox = Ada Ciganlija Little Wet Grove = Mali Mokri Lug To-Grandfather-her = Dedinje Little Bad City = Mali Losinj New Now (New USA) = Novi Sad New Market = Novi Pazar New Winevalley = Novi Vinodol Cockadoodledoo Hill = Petlovo Brdo Julia's Heights = Julino Brdo Grass City = Travnik Lower River City = Donja Rekavica White Brook = Beli Potok Black Grass = Crna Trava Naked Island = Goli Otok Castration City (Withspear City) = Skoplje Saturday City = Subotica Port Resort (Spa Harbor) = Banja Luka Notmind City = Neum ZEMLJE = GROUNDS Slantox = Kosovo No Cat = Nemačka And That Fox = Italija PLANINE = PLAN AND NOT Mt. Nick-Was-Digging = Kopaonik Mt. Noise-Oils = Bukulja Mt. I-Chorus-and-on = Jahorina Mt. Damned-and-is = Prokletije Mt. He-was-Like-an-Ox = Biokovo Mt. Flat = Ravna Gora LICNOSTI = IMAGINESSES No Yes Stolen = Neda Ukraden Yes To Little Cannon = Dado Topić Hope (Onyes) Big Cannon = Nada Topcagić Government and Fairy-tale= Vlada i Bajka Little Rose Little Juice = Ruzica Sokić Edge Except = Ivica Osim Happy Account = Radoje Kontić Freeman Gentlefuck = Slobodan Milošević But I And Brother-In-Law Escape = Alija Izetbegović Dick Droolfucker = Doka Balašević Wishwho Ribswhat = Željko Rebrača Goverments Giant = Vlade Divac Sparkwho Dogburn = Žarko Paspalj Stinghorn = Bodiroga Overdear Dayandhunt = Predrag Danilović IMENA = NAMEON Peacedefender = Branimir Peaceraiser = Budimir Sadpeacer = Tugomir Lovelydear = Miodrag Standish = Stojan Coaler = Uglješa Peace I on = Mirjana Peacewho = Mirko Kissopeace = Ljubomir Andout = Ivan Earlywho = Ranko Mroftalp Noitcurtsnoc = Aleksandar (*) Gentleis = Miloje Mildis = Blagoje Apartmentwho (Flatwho) = Stanko Colorado = Bojan Apartmentandpeace = Stanimir Warandpeace = Ratimir Dearkiss = Dragoljub Who-what-on = Koštana (*) od: Construction Platform = Radna skela |
Pisma velikih i malih umova
Neka engleska obitelj provodi godisnji odmor u Njemackoj. Za vrijeme jedne od cestih setnji primijete jednu ljupku kucicu u polju koja bi im odlicno odgovarala za provodjenje iduceg godisnjeg odmora u njoj. Upitase tko je vlasnik i saznase da je to protestantski pastor, te s njim sklopise ugovor za iznajmljivanje kucice iduce godine. Na povratku u Englesku, nejdnom se sjeti godpodja da u kucici nije primijetila WC i zahvaljujuci engleskoj pedantnosti odluci pisati pastoru i zamoliti ga za informaciju gdje se nalazi WC u toj kucici. Pismo je bilo napisano ovako:Postovani gospodine Pastore, ja sam ona gospodja sto je s Vama sklopila ugovor za ladanjsku kucicu. Nisam pri obilasku kuce naisla na WC te vas molim da li biste me htjeli obavijestiti o tome. Uz srdacan pozdrav i postovanje N.N."Primivsi pismo, pastor nije shvatio kraticu WC i, u uvjerenju da se radi o anglikanskoj kapelici (Walah Chapell) odgovori ovako:"Postovana gospodjo, zahvaljujem na vasem upitu. Cast mi je obavijestiti Vas da se mjesto koje Vas zanima nalazi 12 kilometara od kucice, sto je poprilicno nepogodno za one koji su navikli cesce ga posjecivati. Tko je navikao duze se zadrzavati zbog svojih poslova trebao bi ponijeti nesto za jelo tako da se na mjestu moze zadrzati cijeli dan. Do mjesta se moze doci prema izboru: pjesice, biciklom ili automobilom, ali je bolje doci ranije da ne bi ostali vani i ometali druge. U zgradi ima sto mjesta za stajanje i cetrdeset sjedecih. Postoji ventlacija zraka kako bi se izbjegla neugoda losih mirisa. Sjedala su prekrivena crvenim velurom. Preporuca se da se dodje na vrijeme ako se zeli zauzeti sjedece mjesto. Djeca sjede skupa s ocem i pjevaju, svi pljescu rukama i udaraju nogama. Na ulazu Vam daju jedan lista papira, a tko zakasni moze se posluziti susjedovim listom. Papir se na izlazu vraca osobi za to zaduzenoj kako bi se mogao koristiti barem jos mjesec dana. Postoje veliki zvucnici i pojacala za zvukove da bi se mogli cuti vani za utjehu onima koji nisu mogli uci. Ono sto se sakupi, podijeli se siromasima. Postoje i specijalni fotografi koji Vas slikaju u raznim pozama kako bi Vas svi mogli vidjeti pri tako humanom cinu." |